Dual....:-)
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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