I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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