i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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