I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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