yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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