She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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