im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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