we need to drink 2009 down the drain
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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