How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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