At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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