Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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