no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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