that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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