How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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