: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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