brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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