it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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