I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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