doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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