god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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