Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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