I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This is not my ceiling
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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