I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
vagina is talking i cant
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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