Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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