and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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