Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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