Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Randomize
