But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
my mouth tastes like poor choices
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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