it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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