i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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