Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You smell like stripper and shame
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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