So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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