i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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