I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.