Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.