The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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