I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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