I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
