I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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