Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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