So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.