508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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