I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
It was confusing and full of hummus
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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