ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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