guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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