talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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