I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
