i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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