how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Randomize
