Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So vagazzling was a success
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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