it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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