I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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