This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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