this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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