She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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