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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?

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(570): is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs? http://tfl.nu/dpsw

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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus

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(970): Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus http://tfl.nu/rl2v

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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.

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oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to

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(502): They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut. (808): oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to http://tfl.nu/7uxf

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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?

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(217): Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people? http://tfl.nu/sask

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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time

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(734): Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time http://tfl.nu/r01i

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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.

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(575): She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on. http://tfl.nu/epik

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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?

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(865): You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams? http://tfl.nu/qz0j

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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow

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(787): You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow http://tfl.nu/nndh

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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!

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(561): I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE! http://tfl.nu/qqyw

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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition

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(631): You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition http://tfl.nu/5r22

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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.

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(410): Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher. http://tfl.nu/m5qa

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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may

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(303): Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may http://tfl.nu/mwgs

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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.

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(479): I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap. http://tfl.nu/23la

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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay

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(617): Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay http://tfl.nu/4gtm

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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months

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(703): just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months http://tfl.nu/j2ye

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