Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵