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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took

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(770): he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took http://tfl.nu/2ren

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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away

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(732): i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away http://tfl.nu/d57a

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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.

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(716): she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives. http://tfl.nu/3y3d

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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.

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(206): He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go. http://tfl.nu/rhri

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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.

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(918): I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out. http://tfl.nu/s7ox

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(319): View more from Iowa

i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.

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(319): i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie. http://tfl.nu/wyd8

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(917): View more from New York City

Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.

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(917): Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree. http://tfl.nu/ljt4

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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh

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(858): currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh http://tfl.nu/1197

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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex

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(808): Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex http://tfl.nu/i4z0

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(917): View more from New York City

SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!

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(917): SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME! http://tfl.nu/punt

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(626): View more from California

It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."

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(626): It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed." http://tfl.nu/13ua

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.

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(780): I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started. http://tfl.nu/6whx

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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.

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Where did he get the tophat?

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(858): we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat. (858): Where did he get the tophat? http://tfl.nu/1w08

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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy

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(301): He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy http://tfl.nu/agcj

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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.

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(760): I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally. http://tfl.nu/7t3l

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