it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?