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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

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  (214): View more from Texas

  ok, stay where you are, be there soon

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He passed out mid-signature

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.

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• (925): View more from California

  Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.

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