i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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